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This is your Captain speaking

Post by Wotif on Fri 09 May 2014, 7:28 am






Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,
the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293,
non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so
we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and...... OH,
MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to
you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'


One passenger yelled back..............

'For f*#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'


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