YOUR MID-WEEK GIGGLE...

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YOUR MID-WEEK GIGGLE...

Post by Wotif on Thu 11 Jul 2013, 6:44 am






Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up..


"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him 240 a week, and he has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets 190 a week, along with free board and lodging.

There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about 25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."

"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy.

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