BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER

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BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER

Post by Wotif on Tue 02 Jul 2013, 8:14 am





Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive sheila..

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The sheila notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast!"

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