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Vet lesson!

Post by Wotif on Mon 06 May 2013, 6:11 am





This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard.



First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,

"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

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Re: Vet lesson!

Post by Bignuggs on Mon 06 May 2013, 8:42 pm

Hmmm True and I like it Razz I gotta say, not so much a joke but an observation of human nature and at times our total lack of listening and watching to what is being explained.
Young apprentices, send them to the hardware store and ask for a long weight (wait) or a flywire water bag, and I know someone who got caught with that one (not me).
And the best yet. worked with a cocky years ago. Kerosene fridge ? yep but he got everyone with the Kero Television, I kid you not, I had to walk away before I p*ssed myself laughing.

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