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Lost at Sea

Post by Wotif on Mon 22 Apr 2013, 6:31 am


Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael,were adrift in a lifeboat following a
dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
Patrick stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear,
he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.

This particular genie, however,
stated that he could only deliver one wish,
not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter,
Patrick blurted out,
"Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash,
and immediately the entire
sea turned into the
finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously,
the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull
broke the stillness as the two men
considered their circumstances.

Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick
whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke:
"Nice going Patrick!
Now we're going to have to pee in the boat


Last edited by Wotif on Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:12 pm; edited 1 time in total

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Re: Lost at Sea

Post by shorty on Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:47 am

Where is the punch line ????
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Re: Lost at Sea

Post by Biggest Kev on Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:33 am

Lifeboat haha lol Laughing
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Re: Lost at Sea

Post by Wotif on Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13 pm

sorry about that, have fixed it up

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