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Post by Wotif on Sat 13 Apr 2013, 6:58 am


Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.


So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
They’re years outta style ...

You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized
potato down inside 'em.
I'm tellin' ya mate....you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!
So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'
JAHEESUS Maaaate!' said the lifeguard, ‘ - the potato goes in the front!'

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Post by albo on Sat 13 Apr 2013, 1:52 pm

ar top SHITE man dunno where you getem from , but i use em at the crib room at the mine, thats a beewdy
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