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Clocks in Heaven

Post by Wotif on Fri 01 Mar 2013, 5:20 am



A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood
in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you
lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.
'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock
is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two
lies in his entire life.'

'Where's MANGO BAT's clock?' asked the
man.

St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his
office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'

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Re: Clocks in Heaven

Post by K town swinger on Sat 02 Mar 2013, 4:33 pm

Beauty Wotif

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Re: Clocks in Heaven

Post by albo on Sat 02 Mar 2013, 6:59 pm

yea goes without saying im in with that one !
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