POSSIBLY THE BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR

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POSSIBLY THE BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR

Post by Wotif on Sun 20 Jan 2013, 6:13 am



A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to
her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have
any money but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next
room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did.
He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now take down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead ... take it out....." he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ...then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered ....."Well .... go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
close to her lips .........tentatively said .....
>"Hello Mom, can you hear me?"


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