cosmetic surgery

Two older women were having lunch together while discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you. I'm getting a boob-job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my a#se-hole bleached!"

"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

Now thats an effen ripper