ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

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ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

Post by Wotif on Mon 26 Nov 2012, 6:34 am



A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,

'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,

'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

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Re: ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

Post by Guest on Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:02 am

crying with laughter

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Post by dilligaf on Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:36 pm

so true

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Post by snapper on Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:45 pm

Yep very funny
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