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Time Machine

Post by Wotif on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 6:31 am



Barak Obama and MANGO BAT MANGO BAT are shown a time machine which can see
100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

"What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,
there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

MANGO BAT thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks:

"What will Australia be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout.
But she just stares at it.

"Come on MANGO BAT" says Barak, "What does it say"

MANGO BAT replies................."Buggered if I know! It's in Chinese!"


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re: time machine

Post by Guest on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 7:10 am


sad but true one thinks

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Re: Time Machine

Post by Guest on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 1:47 pm

lol! lol!

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