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Post by Wotif on Thu 04 Oct 2012, 6:43 am




British Prime Minister David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim social security benefits. From next week the forms will only be printed in English.


The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tons of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.


Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk.”
Husband says "That's not true ... sometimes I want a kebab"


Teacher to class: "Children, we are all descendants of Adam and Eve"
Pupil: "But Miss, my mummy and daddy said we come from the apes."
Teacher: "Stay out of this one Leroy, I'm not talking about your lot."



An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstasy have been found behind the Job Centre in Liverpool.
The locals are said to be in a state of shock ... they had no idea they had a job centre!


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Last edited by Goldbait on Thu 04 Oct 2012, 2:49 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : just a fraction too far with the jokes on this one :))

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Re: Not offensive at all !!!

Post by Guest on Fri 05 Oct 2012, 8:46 am

"Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk.”
Husband says "That's not true ... sometimes I want a kebab"


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Re: Not offensive at all !!!

Post by Someday on Sat 06 Oct 2012, 9:58 am

Number 6 was a gooden, but alas it's not there "twas the memory stick" the l in lmfao is laughed. not laughing, Doh!
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