WRONG, WRONG, WRONG

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WRONG, WRONG, WRONG

Post by Wotif on Fri 07 Sep 2012, 6:03 am



A couple were invited to a swanky family party where there was a
masked fancy dress Halloween theme.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband that he should
just go to the party without her.
He, being a devoted husband, insisted that he stay at home to take
care of her, but she argued and said that she was going to take an aspirin
and go to bed and that there was no need for him to jeopardize having
a great night by staying at home.
So he eventually agreed, put on his costume and away he went. The
wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without feeling any
pain whatsoever. As it was still relatively early, she decided to go to the
party after all. As her husband didn't know what costume she was going
to wear, she thought she would have some fun by watching the way he
acted when she was not around. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband in his costume, gallivanting around on the dance floor,
dancing with every attractive girl he could whilst copping a little
feel here, and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
immediately left his partner high and dry and devoted all his
attention to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband.
After a few more drinks he whispered a little proposition into her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to a nearby park and made passionate
love.
Before unmasking and saying good night to her husband, she slipped
away discreetly at 12:30 AM, drove home and put her costume away and jumped
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for this
unacceptable behavior. She was sitting up reading a book when he came
in at 1:00 AM, so she asked what kind of a night he had.
"Ohhh, the same old stuff. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."
She then asked, "So did you dance much?" He replied, "To be honest, I
didn't dance at all because when I got there, I met up with Billy and
a few boys, so we just went into the spare room and played poker all
night"
"Well you must have looked pretty ridiculous wearing that costume all
night while you were playing poker!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Nah not at all, I gave my costume to
your sisters old boy friend at the start of the night, he apparently had the time of his
life."


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