My One day of employment

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My One day of employment

Post by Wotif on Wed 22 Aug 2012, 5:57 am




After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter - a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly,
“Good morning and welcome to Bunnings.”
I then said, “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
“Hell no, they ain't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied,
“I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings”

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


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Re: My One day of employment

Post by sniffer on Wed 22 Aug 2012, 3:03 pm

hahahah i liked that one

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Post by Guest on Wed 22 Aug 2012, 3:16 pm

wouldn't be able to count how many times that come into me head.
keep em coming rod
cheers jason

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Post by albo on Wed 22 Aug 2012, 7:21 pm

Keepem coming Wotif , best one iv heard all year mate, albo.
ps where do you get them from, i used to be a comedian , but they all laughed at me !
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Post by Bignuggs on Wed 22 Aug 2012, 8:33 pm

I luv it Razz , I'll use it next time I'm in the supermarket being annoyed by screaming brats cheers

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