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The attorney

Post by Wotif on Mon 06 Aug 2012, 6:41 am



An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying
to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for
clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn
out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife
started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting
home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is
cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar
ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed
off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the
predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up
the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife
answered and was told that her husband's client,
James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution
after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have
had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the
good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by
the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his
legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

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