How to get to Heaven from Scotland

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How to get to Heaven from Scotland

Post by Wotif on Wed 25 Jul 2012, 5:53 pm

To get to Heaven from Scotland …

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school
Class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
Money to the church, would that get me
Into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
The garden and kept everything tidy, would
That get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
Gave sweets to all the children and
Loved my husband, would that get me
Into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted,

"Yuv got tae be f#kin' dead"

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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